So you drive a Speed 3 eh? You probably think you are the shiz-at with your FoMoCo powered wagon…, but don’t worry bro I’m here to set a few myths straight.
Myth #1: “Elevendy” gears.
First, don’t be fooled by Mr. Diesel; you do not have “elevendy” gears begging to be double-clutched from stop light to stop light.
So give that lefty pedal a break and stick (pun intended) with 1st through 6th…throw a little R&R in there if you must.
Myth #2: The “black hole”.
Second, there is not a black hole hiding under your hood sucking all your money away. You may tell you girlfriend that, but come on seriously?
There’s a hunk of metal under there that you keep attaching more expensive hunks of metal to, but if your “black hole” excuse is working then you got yourself a real keeper… If not… check out financing.
Myth #3: Your “mating call emitter”.
Lastly, the hunk of metal (I mean black hole) does not have a “mating call emitter” attached to it, I promise. Red lights are not the green light to shoot for the redline of your hunk of metal and it will not draw the attention of the potential mate, at least not the attention you are seeking.
BUT, if that does happen to attract a potential mate, then you already know the black hole excuse will work flawlessly.
Thats all for now.
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-Barrett@Corksport.com